SaberHawwk {GJ} Founder

Joined: 26 Feb 2007 Posts: 193 Location: The Temple on Coruscant
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Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 3:43 pm Post subject: Jokes page. |
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I'm not going to say these are for everyone, nor are they all going to be in good taste. They are just jokes. Laugh, or not. I could care less. They are funny to me. Long as the swearing is minimal, I think it's good to put them here. Laughter is good medicine. For anything. Enjoy, feel free to post your own.
A husband and wife are driving down the road late one night, when the husband accidentally hits an entire family of skunks. There is one survivor, a small baby skunk. The wife tells the husband they can't just leave it there, and they take the baby skunk. The wife notices that the baby skunk is shivering violently in the back seat, and tells the husband, it must be freezing. The husband tells the wife to put it between her legs for warmth. The wife asks, what about the smell? To which the husband replies, "It'll get used to it, I did."
I, Saber _________________ Some people, hear their inner voice with great clarity. Such people become crazy, or they become legend.
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